“Rest and be thankful.” William Wordsworth, British poet
Once, when I was just old enough to read but not old enough to do much of anything else, I loved poring over household hints in magazines.

Now, such advice is the currency of Pinterest and more blogs than could possibly be read in a lifetime. Then, if you wanted to know the “best” way to slice an onion or fold a fitted sheet, you had to find someone who knew such secrets. Or, read about them in a “womens” magazine, many of which paid readers for such tips.
On sleepy Saturday mornings, I would rest in bed, trying to think up a tip good enough to weasel my way into one of these publications. Being 8 or 9 or 10, I had none. Not that it stopped me from trying. I mailed off several, no doubt to the amusement of whoever opened my handwritten letters.
Why household tips? I have no idea, but to this day, home life is one thing that gets my A+ effort. In a way, at least.
I will spend hours keeping the house tidy and pretty. A+ effort all the way. My closet could literally be photographed for publication. It is small, but it is arranged in chocolate-box splendor. There is even art tucked here and there.
Our shower tile will never be photographed, however. Grout cleaning gets only grudging minutes of my time. A seldom-opened cabinet in the kitchen is tidied only once a year, in spite of prevailing air currents that sail dog hair under its door. I have only vacuumed the refrigerator’s coils once in the last decade.
Why the difference? Why beauty but not universal deep-down clean? It goes back to the same magazines.
Once, when I was just old enough to read but not old enough to do much of anything else, I came across the Best Tip Ever. “Not everything in life warrants your A+ work. Sometimes a B or even a C+ will do. Learn to recognize the difference.”
Sometimes a C+ will do. The woman who wrote that probably got paid, but not nearly enough.
My mom had a little plaque that read “Our House is clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy.” Mine reads “An immaculate house is a sign of a misspent life.”
LikeLiked by 6 people
I love them both!! Isn’t kitchen plaque wisdom the best? We have a wrought iron one in the kitchen that reads, “Bless this house O Lord we pray. Make it safe by night and day.” I also put a Jan Karon quote on the stove hood in magnetized Scrabble tiles: “Go out there and be as happy as a bird with a french fry.” 🙂
LikeLiked by 3 people
🥰
LikeLiked by 1 person
Here they are likely to have to defend it from other birds.
LikeLiked by 2 people
🙂 Is Australia where those rascally kias live? I saw some on a documentary strip all the loose bits off of a car. Unbelievable!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I think kias might be New Zealand natives.
LikeLiked by 1 person
They’re a bit scary. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
We had the first one too, Nora.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I think ours may be from the late 1800s since I know it pre-dates a grandma born at the turn of the century. Do you have any idea when your plaque came from? That’s so cool that a twin is in Australia!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I remember that plaque! Either Mum or I had it, I forget.
LikeLiked by 2 people
I don’t know where any of them came from.
LikeLiked by 2 people
🙂 I just found out ours isn’t nearly as old as I thought. It showed up in the family in the 1950s. Love it regardless of origin. Have a blessed weekend!
LikeLike
I love this post! Being a writer means a I tend to keep specific areas of the house clean-kitchen, bathrooms, and floors pretty clean, the rest gets done when I have extra time do mess wit it. I’m going nuts right now being on crutches and unable to do much, but my sink is clean, by God! PS: I am a Pinterest addict too, those tips you used to read in magazines (me too) have a place on my Pinterest board under Tips, Tricks, Hacks and Books. Enjoy some if you get a chance!
LikeLiked by 4 people
Ooo. I’ll have to save this stash for some joyful weekend reading!! (Sorry to hear about your crutches. Feel better soon!)
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thank you!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Love it. Can’t wait to see that Chocolate Box splendor closet 😂
LikeLiked by 2 people
🙂 You know, I have written before about my emergency chocolate. Is this post a clue? Maybe yes, maybe no.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes, back when I was an OT, we taught disabled clients to prioritise what was important and do that.
LikeLiked by 2 people
That’s a good way to think about it. What should you do if you can only do so much?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Depends what is important, like cooking. Many people on disability can’t afford to eat out or hire someone, so we wouldteach them labor saving tricks with cooking. Now I’m using them 🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
True. Home cooking can’t be beat for your budget or your health. When I get burnt out, I try to think of it as “nourishing” rather than “cooking.”
LikeLiked by 2 people
Fabulous post
LikeLiked by 1 person
Please read my first post
LikeLike
Getting C+is good… While did A+…. no one noticed except me…. The only thing is that I realized it later.. so rock on with C+!!
LikeLiked by 3 people
Most men definitely don’t notice A+ cleaning. I’m not even sure they can see dirt. 🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
Mothers in law do tho. My first used to come over and tell off my foster daughter for not cleaning properly such as under the saucepan. She didn’t dare tell me off but I saw her looking!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Too funny! We must have laid-back genes running back in every direction. We are all tidy, but only one aunt was persnickety.
LikeLiked by 1 person
But the moment you start C+… man, woman, kids, pets… everyone notices…. Lol..
LikeLiked by 2 people
LOL, indeed. Cats maybe. Probably not dogs. 🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
YES! Priorities! My motto on cleaning: “If you can’t see it, feel it, or smell it, don’t worry about it.” (I’m guessing I’ll never get in one of those magazines, either. )
LikeLiked by 3 people
🙂 I realized my shower could be photographed as the “before” shot in a Bath Fitters ad. (Not that I’d want such a thing!)
LikeLiked by 2 people
I came across an ad in the paper that showed a couple standing in the doorway of their kitchen with nauseated looks on their faces. The heading said something like, “When looking at your kitchen makes you lose your appetite, it’s time to remodel.” It looked not unlike OUR kitchen…
We remodeled that year.
LikeLiked by 2 people
🙂 A blog post if I ever heard one!
LikeLiked by 1 person
What do they call the person who got all C’s in Med School? They call them doctor. Getting A’s is exhausting and often unnecessary. We need to go easier on ourselves. Thanks for this reminder.
LikeLiked by 2 people
I love this quote. It makes me laugh every time. Blessings on your art. I’ve really enjoyed it!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks Joy
LikeLiked by 1 person