“No wonder Edward was such a crazy driver,” I muttered. “Who’s Edward?” Elyssa asked. “You know, from Twilight.” John Corwin, Dark Light of Mine
Our daughter is driving.
She wants to know. “Why can’t I drive with both feet — the left on the brake, the right on the gas?”
Unsure of the proper answer, I respond: “Normal people don’t drive that way. It’s not safe. Only stunt drivers do that.”
Which immediately makes me wonder if it’s too late to learn how to execute a perfect moonshiner’s turn.
I glance her way, suspecting a similar thought is brewing in the driver’s seat.