“How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like Kleenex?” Julia Child, American chef

I can’t remember precisely why I started by making bread of all things, but I can certainly remember when. I was barely into my 20s and my newspaper asked me to write about food. (This was perhaps because other writers wanted to hog all the crime and dirty politics for themselves.)
Other than liking to eat and knowing a bit about baking — thank you, gramma — I was completely unqualified. But, off I went, to restaurant after restaurant. I interviewed chefs, most often in empty dining rooms early in the morning.
They explained recipes and techniques. I took notes. They pushed tiny plates of this and that across the table. I tasted, took more notes and, somehow, a foodie was born. It’s been a lifelong preoccupation that, again, started with bread.
I made some brick-like loaves at the start. But, it doesn’t have to be that way. Here, for example, is a step-by-step recipe that even a newbie bread maker will enjoy.
Pizza Dough for 1 to 12
In a large mixing bowl, mix 5 cups all-purpose flour, 1/2 teaspoon salt and 1 package of active dry yeast. (I also like to add Italian spices and chili pepper flakes at this point, but I’d avoid this if serving children or picky eaters. I once had to explain — one at a time — to 30 or so caroling children that the colorful flecks in their pepperoni rolls were not bugs.) Set aside.
In a glass measuring cup, heat 1 1/2 cups water for 1 minute in the microwave. Stick your finger in the water. If it burns, the water is too hot and will kill the yeast. Start over with new water. If the water feels like a warm bath should, pour it into the flour mix and do an initial mixing with a sturdy spoon.
When the dough toughens beyond spoon usage, mix it some more with your fingers then begin to knead (inside the bowl, no need to make a mess on the counter) by pressing the heel of your hand firmly into the dough and shoving it down and away from you. Continue to knead, adding small amounts of flour whenever things get sticky, until the dough becomes smooth and elastic enough to spring back a bit if you poke it with your finger.
Shape the dough into a ball, place in clean bowl and pour 1-2 Tablespoons of olive oil on top, turning the ball so that it is coated with oil on all sides. Cover the bowl with a towel and set aside in a warm place to rise. (In the summer, put it outside in the sun. If it’s really cold, you may need to heat a clean sock filled with brown rice in the microwave and pop it underneath the bowl. A hot sock is a wonderful thing to keep in the kitchen.)
Check the dough after a half hour. When it is done rising, it will be about twice the size of the original ball. When you’ve reached that point, punch the dough so that it collapses! (This is called “punching down” and is way cheaper than therapy.)

This is where the 1 to 12 comes in. This amount of dough will make 12 small pizzas/ calzones, two large (10 inch) pizzas or a multitude of breadsticks/pizza bites. Figure out how you want to use it now and later and freeze what you don’t need in the correct quantity. For example, if you want two calzones at a time, split the dough into six equal portions. Set aside one portion for now and put the other five portions in separate, zip-locking bags and pop them in the freezer.
Frozen dough can be thawed overnight in the refrigerator or on the counter for a couple of hours (less if it’s a hot day). It does not need to rise again, just be thawed enough to be completely pliable.
Regardless of how you use the dough (calzones, pizza etc.), it needs to bake about 20 minutes in a 400-degree Fahrenheit oven. Check smaller items, such as pizza bites, after 15 minutes to make sure they are not getting overdone.
Years ago I also had a strong desire to make bread. So glad to learn my early bricks were not isolated incidents! This recipe sounds great and I am going to try it. My family all live in Texas and love a bread pocket thing called colache. This would work!
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Colaches sound like something tasty! I used to throw my brick loaves into the woods. I figured something would nibble at them! (Not using whole wheat really helps. It’s healthier, but a lot harder for a newer bread baker to successfully use.) Good luck!
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Once I try and master Keto dough, called Fathead dough, I’ll share it with you!
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I’m intrigued! Please do.
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Here is the link-http:genaw.com/lowcarb/fathead_pizza.html or look up Fathead pizza dough recipes on Pinterest
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I love bread and believe that all good stories should include some form of it (with maybe a little cheese thrown in for good measure).
When my great-grandmother was first married she was learning how to make bread. Family lore says that some of her early loaves were less than stellar. On one occasion she mixed the ingredients and set it in a covered bowl to rise. It must have been too cool in her kitchen because the loaf wouldn’t budge. Thinking it was ruined she did what any sensible lady would do and buried it in the garden! A few hours later she heard a commotion coming from outside and went to investigate. Imagine her surprise when the neighbors showed her the giant “mushroom” that had grown in her garden. She never revealed the truth to those neighbors of hers and did eventually learn how to make bread properly 🙂
Thank you for sharing the recipe! It sounds delicious!
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I LOVE it!!!! I can just picture that mass of dough rising from the earth. LOL Now I wonder what happened to the loaves (already baked) that I threw in the woods.
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THANK YOU!! Love the Calzone idea with this recipe! ❤
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You’re welcome! They’re a favorite of mine, too. So handy and instant portion control. 🙂
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